Bush to Chiriac: “I am the Fourth Horseman”
A genuinely frightening story from the Council for Secular Humanism, revealed that in several meetings with high level foreign officials, “Governor Bush,” revealed that the Iraq invasion was part of a fulfillment of the biblical apocalypse and that,
“This confrontation is willed by God, who wants to use the conflict to erase his people’s enemies before a New Age begins.”
Distopian Corporate E.T.
More, by Mark Osborne, is regarded as one of the best short films ever created. Set in a dreary world where workers slave away creating happiness widgets for a voracious consumer culture, it could be a commentary on modern economics, anti-depressant culture, or the digital revolution.
While this piece won an Academy Award a decade ago, and is hardly new news, it was recently released in a larger IMAX format, which is enough excuse to watch it again…
On a serious note


Sorry about the lack of funny on this one; that’s assuming of course that you’ve found all my past posts as funny. Anyway, I wanted to post a quick note about hatred and the many faces it can take.
Yesterday, I was walking my daughter to a playdate in a local park and I saw something that reminded me of a memory that’s never left me.
Emu POTW: Second Skin
Back in the days of yore, we at the BBtv team covered the upcoming release of a documentary about MMORPGers called Second Skin.
Today, the entire film can be found on Hulu. So ready your supply of Doctor Pepper and Mountain Dew, jump into a nearby Teamspeak channel, and enjoy:
Ned Ryerson… Creator of Bing.
Speaking of Bing, I will bet you dollars to doughnuts that this scene from Groundhog Day inspired the whole silly branding…
I wonder if they’re paying Stephen Tobolowsky royalties for his Needleheaded improvisation.
Bing…. There Goes the Internet
If I were Google, I would be truly frightened right now. I mean, Bing now has it’s very own jingle, and a silhouetted man doing squat thrusts in its honor.
‘Self-Aware’ Musical Cabinet Obsesses Over Internet Popularity
As featured in Wired magazine, the Cybraphon is an autonomous, antique-looking music box that is programmed to compose and play its own music. More interestingly. it’s also programmed to neurotically track its own popularity on MySpace, Facebook, and the intrawebs, at large.
A happiness meter featured prominently near the head of the structure reports on how the Cybraphon perceives its search for fame is going at the moment. Unlike its human counterparts, though, the Cybraphon doesn’t post inane facebook status updates of drunken weekend Cabo pictures in the vain hope of seeming more interesting. That remains a uniquely human convention.
The Constitution SAYS!?!?
I’m redeeming my allowance for one reference to the birther/tea party “movement.” Unfortunately, the Commission on Sanity and Common Sense won’t allow any special dispensations beyond this. So, enjoy.




