Want protection against colds? Just ask a 15th century thief, duh.

So, I totally want this story to be true.  Supposedly there was a group of 15th century thieves that survived the bubonic plague by rubbing a blend of essential oils on their temples before robbing the dead and dying.  So, is it true? Who can find the 1997 studies?

How to make your baby or toddler go insane…

Okay, so little babies like to take their socks off….and that is just so annoying because who wants a sock-less baby? That’s about as bad as a baseball player without a codpiece.  So we gotta do something about that–and now we can, thanks, again, to our friends at One Step Ahead (those friends who are always…one step ahead of us…).

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Ode to Abbott and Costello

I had a recent conversation with my mom that made me think of a modern day “who’s on first” scenario.

Stacey: Hey Tracy! How was your weekend?

Tracy: Hey girl! It was good. I saw a movie Saturday night.

Stacey: Awesome! What did you see?

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Standing Room Only in Future for Planes?!@#$%!!!

Forget leg room and Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT), (Here’s a link for all you Brits), bring on Foot Room! (copyright pending)

Airbus, that airplane manufacturer that just doesn’t know when to bow down to Boeing and give up already (sorry Brits), has proposed a standing-room only option

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More Jams from CKC

Summer Jam

Lemme See

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I Guess the Ukraine’s Got Talent

The 24-year-old 2009 winner of “Ukraine’s Got Talent,” Kseniya Simonava, drew a series of pictures in sand, illuminating how ordinary people were affected by the German invasion during the World War II.  Check out the orchestral version of Nothing Else Matters by Metallica at the end.

I’m gonna be rich, bitches!

I can’t believe these opportunities are still available.  I’m so happy and honored to have been chosen.

Office Of The National Security Advisor
Federal Republic Of Nigeria
Aso Rock Villa, Asokoro District,
Abuja-Nigeria.

Attn: Honourable Beneficiary

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Sexist Video Part Deux

“I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful.”

Oh, Akon, you are such a gentleman.

“Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood Ho.”

Oh, stop!  You are too kind.

R. Kelly…Please Tell Me This is a Joke…

My only concern is that now I am contributing to the number of hits this is getting…

Handy Manny promotes running with saws!

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In a recent episode of Handy Manny titled “Home Sweet Home,” a neighborhood child plays a dangerous game of duck, duck, goose called “nut, nut, bolt” with the tools (click on the episode title, watch or skip intro, and then click the scroll bar to -03:22 to see the abhorrent scene).