Trump the Comic-Book Villain
Darkest Timeline is Dark
Black Lives Matter
Almost Live from the Pittsburgh BLM Protest
The In-Inevitabitility of Inevitability
Evaluating the Lockdown
Can COVID Crush Capitalism?
Optimism is Not Naive
What is the Proper Outlet for Anger?
Storey Doesn’t Always Break Stuff, But When He Does, it’s Glass
Greg Elouqently Prioritizes the Fire Over the Fire Alarm
Russ Observes Anarchical Anarchy
Storey Makes an Announcement
EMERGENCY: Russ Fires Up the Conch Shell
Emergency the First: My Corona (Virus)
Russ’ Guide to Surviving a Pandemic
Laments of Gooberman the Soothsayer
The Darkest of Webs
Emergency the Second: The Death of Kobe Bryant, Complicated Prince of LA
Does Death Warrant a Grace Period on Criticism?
Emergency the Third: Did You Hear the Impeachment?
Adam Schiff Saves the Republic?
Black Emu Sun
John Bolton Saves the Republic??
Huntin’ Hunter Biden
Emergency the Fourth: The Astros Bang a Trashcan
Major League Baseball: Always Accountable
The Lowly Mariners Enter their Winter Phase
The Many Curses of the Blazers and Pelicans
For the 152nd Time!
Trump’s Final Four
Mepper Milestones
Birth of Future Movie Star Lulu Gooberman
Swimming Like a Sperm
TrumpTreason? (TM)
The Art of the Fail
Storey Presents #UnpopularOpinions
Do We Care About Climate Change?
Maintenance v. Growth
Extra-Stemmy Stem Cells
Russ’ Super-Knees
Mourning the Original Mep Report 149
Storey Quits His Job and Actually Applies for Other Jobs
Clouds for Dinner
6th Grader 3-D Prints Prosthetic Arm
Greg Becomes a 3-D D&D Miniature
Russ’ Damn Yankees
Steph Curry: Not a Human
LeBron James and Klay Thompson and Damian Lillard: Also Not Humans?
Hockey: You Skate Around a Bunch and Sometimes You Get Lucky
Russ and Friends Break The Last Bookstore
Very Early Sports Video Games
Fear and Boredom: the Great Motivators
The New York Times Hates Tetris
Dreaming of Chess
Complementary Activities
Drugs and Creativity
A Grand Debate on the State of the 2016 Election Featuring Bernie vs. Hillary
Bush and the Star Wars Prequels
Surprisingly Strong Independent Political Tickets
The Spoofy Origins of Bill Nye the Science Guy
Don’t Empty the Trash!, the Benefits of Binge-Watching, Ichiro and the Technical Difficulties, It’s World War III You Guys, I Learned it on Facebook!, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Slaves, We Live in the Matrix (Statistically), Neil DeGrasse-Tyson v. Philosophy, Lawrence Lessig for Debate, Twitter v. Facebook, and the One World Corporation.
Remembering how Ronald Reagan forgot, Russ takes performance-enhancing drugs… for life, Russ embraces Hemingway and runs with the bulls, Box and won, Russ is as cold as ice – he wants you to sacrifice, Rutgers: home of unending disaster, Freely choosing to limit all future choices, Flowers for Gooberman, Gooberman’s Choice, Wilson’s Choice, Don’t Fear the Reaper?, Spoilers!, the further perfection of the King of the Star-Murderers, and baby boxing.
Never Have I Ever Had Needles Stuck In Me…Willingly, Everyone Loves Their Anesthesiologist (When They’re Asleep), Shady Items Bought From Shady Vans Are Shady, Old Coins Are Old, Putin Steals More Super Bowl Rings than Ukrainians, Greg Doesn’t Want Racist D-Bag Medals, and America is Burning (and How to Put It Out).
The newest viral music meme features a disabled Latvian pop-star, Viktoria Modesta. I find this video fascinating for reasons that have nothing to do with music.
Having just returned from the Arclight Cinemadome, having watched Christopher Nolan’s three-hour love letter to Stanley Kubrick on a ghetto-IMAX 70mm screen, I am resisting the urge to tear it apart. After all:
