I’m gonna be rich, bitches!

I can’t believe these opportunities are still available.  I’m so happy and honored to have been chosen.

Office Of The National Security Advisor
Federal Republic Of Nigeria
Aso Rock Villa, Asokoro District,
Abuja-Nigeria.

Attn: Honourable Beneficiary

I am Lt. General Peter Olu (Rtd),National Security Advisor to the New Nigerian President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua.I am delighted to inform you that the contract panel which just concluded its seating in Abuja, just released your name among listed beneficiaries to benefit from the Diplomatic Immunity Payment.

Your payment file was forwarded to my office by the auditors as unclaimed fund, we wish to use this medium to inform you that for the time being,the Federal Government of Nigeria have stopped further payment through bank to bank transfer due to beneficiaries numerous petitions to United Nations against Nigeria on wrong payment and diversion of contract/inheritance funds to different accounts….

In this regards, we are going to send your contract part payment of $4.1 Million USD to you via our accredited shipping company…

Note: The money is coming in 2 security proof boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine. Please you don’t have to worry for anything as the transaction is 100% risk free…

The consignment will be coming with a Diplomatic agent,who will accompany the boxes to your house address….

Bear in mind that the diplomat does not know the original contents of the boxes. What l declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Materials for security reasons. I did not declare money to them please. If they call you and ask you the contents please tell them the same thing Ok….

Lastly,i will secure the Diplomatic Immunity Clearance Certificate (D.I.C.C) which will make him pass every custom checkpoints all over the world without any hitch.
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What’s “synthetic nylon seal” and why does Fed Ex not offer that as an option?  Oh, I guess they do.

“Sensitive Photographic Film Materials”…so he told security that he was sending me porno pix?


I SOOOOO want a D.I.C.C.; that’s so sweet.

One Response to “I’m gonna be rich, bitches!”

  1. sjphaneuf says:

    has anybody really looked into this i recieved the same from a general goodman