http://mepreport.com The Mep Report is the world's only transcontinental conversational podcast. Bringing three old friends together from the far corners of the US, it harnesses the rampaging wit of these champion debaters to bridge the gap between politics, movies, sports, 80s cartoons and overweight birds. It is, by far, the funniest emu-centric radio show on the Internet. Really. en-us Copyright 2005-2006 Greg Wilson, Russ Gooberman, & Storey Clayton greg@mepreport.com storey@mepreport.com no Comedy in the Clutch The Transcontinental Conversation Podcast Russ Gooberman, Greg Wilson, & Storey Claytonruss@mepreport.com geek news, todd, technology, podcast book, podcasting, science technical, tech podcast, windows The Meppers (Russ, Greg, & Storey) http://mepreport.com/tmr.png http://mepreport.com 144 43 http://mepreport.com Listen to the Mep Report! http://mepreport.com/Mepromo.mp3 Sun, 14 May 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Russ experiences an earthquake in Southern California. http://mepreport.com/Earthquake.mp3 Wed, 23 Nov 2005 23:59:57 PST http://mepreport.com The Legend of Stolen Scottish Candy, as told by Storey the Skinny-Armed and his friend, Russ the Hangersmith. http://mepreport.com/Hangersmith.mp3 Wed, 23 Nov 2005 23:59:58 PST http://mepreport.com A discussion of Superman goes... musical. http://mepreport.com/SupyHorror.mp3 Wed, 23 Nov 2005 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Regimented humor, Groundlings style. http://mepreport.com/NaziMime.mp3 Thu, 8 Dec 2005 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Just listen. http://mepreport.com/LeetChipmunks.mp3 Wed, 28 Dec 2005 23:59:58 PST http://mepreport.com Sing. Sing a song. http://mepreport.com/MusicalInterlude.mp3 Sun, 8 Jan 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com The long road to becoming an Odeo.com staff pick... http://mepreport.com/OdeoRage.mp3 Fri, 27 Jan 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Faster, higher, more rageful... to hack into the Mep Report from a roadside. http://mepreport.com/MeanStreetsofOakland.mp3 Mon, 27 Feb 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Shaquille O'Neal, Rap Cop http://mepreport.com/CaptainShaq.mp3 Mon, 13 Mar 2006 11:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Russ Exposes "What the Bleep" Cult http://mepreport.com/RamthaStory.mp3 Tue, 11 Apr 2006 11:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Clea Authorizes Russ' Transformation into a Super-Villain http://mepreport.com/DarkSideoftheRuss.mp3 Mon, 24 Apr 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Greg deals crack (World of Warcraft) to his "friend". http://mepreport.com/VideoGameAddiction.mp3 Sun, 7 May 2006 20:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com A doctor helps Russ produce nuclear fission in his esophagus. http://mepreport.com/EsophoDoom.mp3 Tue, 6 Jun 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com The treacherous perils awaiting those who try to date. http://mepreport.com/EvenMoles.mp3 Sun, 16 Jul 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com George W. Bush's racist stem cell plot revealed! http://mepreport.com/StemCellWarriors.mp3 Mon, 4 Sep 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Selfish? Shellfish! http://mepreport.com/Shellfish.mp3 Tue, 4 Sep 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Shoeless Joe Jackson Eats Babies http://mepreport.com/PeteRose.mp3 Mon, 15 Oct 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Baseball playoffs, decapitated pitchers, rebuilding the Yankees, fluffy news vs. bombing the Smurfs, & e-coli scallions. http://mepreport.com/MepRep112Oct05.mp3 Wed, 12 Oct 2005 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com NBA contracts, MLB steroids, guest appearance from Clea Wilson, the Legend of Stolen Scottish Candy, & Russ feels an earthquake. http://mepreport.com/MepRep219Oct05.mp3 Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com California ballot measures debate, Lenin's tomb, & Russ watches lousy movies, especially "Enemy Mine". http://mepreport.com/MepRep32Nov05.mp3 Wed, 2 Nov 2005 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com 1980's TV, The Giant Flying Beaver that Rules the Universe, obscure candidates for NYC mayor, scary flash videos, & the best movies of the last 2 years. http://mepreport.com/MepRep49Nov05.mp3 Wed, 9 Nov 2005 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Serious discussion of evolution vs. intelligent design in schools. http://mepreport.com/MepRep4a9Nov05.mp3 Wed, 9 Nov 2005 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Whistling, Star Wars, Christopher Lloyd, Ronald Reagan, Rocky Horror, Progress Quest, Science Fiction, & Googling. http://mepreport.com/MepRep516Nov05.mp3 Wed, 16 Nov 2005 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Thanksgiving, Groundlings, Dibs, and the Nature of Video-Game Addiction. http://mepreport.com/MepRep630Nov05.mp3 Wed, 30 Nov 2005 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Fantasy Football Playoffs, The Suspenseful Song Bet, Violence in Video Games, Graphics Cards, The PIRG Aspen Retreat, and Cop-in-a-Box. http://mepreport.com/MepRep77Dec05.mp3 Wed, 7 Dec 2005 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Fantasy Football, Podcast/Movie Ratings, Taking Names in Vain, Pirates, Andy's Character, Drugs and Koalas, Illegal Strikes, Google Earth, Psychic Powers, Evil Papers, NYC Homeless, and a 3-Word Story. http://mepreport.com/MepRep814Dec05.mp3 Wed, 14 Dec 2005 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Accolades, The Big Bad Government, Russ Travels to a Casino with Biscuits, Water Massages, and Happy Holidays. http://mepreport.com/MepRep921Dec05.mp3 Wed, 21 Dec 2005 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Bird Flu, Holidays, Pirates, King Kong, Peter Jackson, Pacifism, Hitler, and Singing. http://mepreport.com/MepRep1028Dec05.mp3 Wed, 28 Dec 2005 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Daniel Day-Lewis, Craigslist, Home Furnishings, Ben Brandzel, Llamas, Russ Wrestles with Adulthood, J-Date, and Dating Hot Women. http://mepreport.com/MepRep114Jan06.mp3 Wed, 4 Jan 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Storey Becomes Samuel Alito, Andy on Constitutional Law, Greg Becomes Darth Vader, Ono's Restaurant, The Women of Karate Kid, Russ the Junior Vomit Comet, Sideways, Arrested Development, and Psychic Friends. http://mepreport.com/MepRep1211Jan06.mp3 Wed, 11 Jan 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Clea Wilson guest stars, Skating with the Stars, Fair-Use Policy, NNDB.com, Adventures in Furniture, Russ as Frank Oz, AOL Chat Rooms, Cubans, and Clea tells a joke. http://mepreport.com/MepRep1318Jan06.mp3 Wed, 18 Jan 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Odeo, What the Bleep Do We Know?, Russ and the Ramtha School of Enlightenment, The Global Consciousness Project, Superbowl XL, Kobe Bryant, NBA Rundown, Life in Yelm, Coal Mine Safety, and the Emu Pledge Drive. http://mepreport.com/MepRep1425Jan06.mp3 Wed, 25 Jan 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Accolades, The Guinea Pigcast, Inflatable Rats, Russ Pays for J-Date, Shouting from Jeeps, Casual Carpooling, How to Spot a Terrorist, Russ Befriends a Table, and the State of the Union. http://mepreport.com/MepRep151Feb06.mp3 Wed, 1 Feb 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Bush and Substance Abuse, The Great Feedback Disaster, SuperBowl Wrap, Mac vs. PC, Betamax, Superman Randomness, the Philosophy of Personal Identity, and Planned Obsolescence. http://mepreport.com/MepRep168Feb06.mp3 Wed, 8 Feb 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Daily Podcast Review, Nationalism?, Dick Cheney, Russ Calls Storey Out, Return to Dark Age of Camelot, J-Date Update, Civil War Dating, and Star Wars. http://mepreport.com/MepRep1715Feb06.mp3 Wed, 15 Feb 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Clea Wilson guest stars, Technical Difficulties, Back to the Future that Never Happened, Storey Rants from a Roadside, Greg and Clea Call Russ Out to the East, and Cybering. http://mepreport.com/MepRep1822Feb06.mp3 Wed, 22 Feb 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Live from a Capoeira Bar, Mep Gets an E-Mail, Vox Monitor, Russ Defends the Knicks, Detlef Schrempf, deadoraliveinfo.com, Rack-o, Ben Stein, Bush and Port Security, and Brazilian/Vonnegut Equality. http://mepreport.com/MepRep191Mar06.mp3 Wed, 1 Mar 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Fantasy Baseball Draft, Russ Goes on a J-Date, Egos Gone Wild, Andy Prevents a Friend from Going to the Bathroom, Meta-Mep, and Analyzing Greg. http://mepreport.com/MepRep208Mar06.mp3 Wed, 8 Mar 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com The Large Gliding Raccoon That Doesn't Rule the Universe, World Baseball Classic, Games People Play, Andy Witnesses a Vomiting, and Great Actors. http://mepreport.com/MepRep2115Mar06.mp3 Wed, 15 Mar 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Pismo Beach, An Ocala Education, Self-Incrimination, The Steroids That Ate Baseball, Why We Root, and Andy's Hometown Sports Proposal. http://mepreport.com/MepRep2222Mar06.mp3 Wed, 22 Mar 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Clea Wilson guest stars, A Paradigm-Shifting Music Clip, Russ Cancels J-Date, Clea Reveals the Secrets of Females in Dating, Greg Reveals a Heartbreak, and Russ Becomes a Super-Villain. http://mepreport.com/MepRep2329Mar06.mp3 Wed, 29 Mar 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com The Wonderment of Video FIFA, Andy's Blackberry Explodes, The Cinque Terre Porno Debacle, Gandhis vs. Klingons, Curse of the Supermen, and Clutchness Defined. http://mepreport.com/MepRep2405Apr06.mp3 Wed, 5 Apr 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com 25th Anniversary MetaShow: The Omaha Story, Competitiveness Gone Wild, the Dangers of Watching Sports, Russ Dubs Greg, the Moussaoui Trial, and Pure Obscurity. http://mepreport.com/MepRep2513Apr06.mp3 Thu, 13 Apr 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com A Random Caller to Our New Phone Number, Andy Candy, Saving the World with Play-Doh, Passover Slaughter, Computers with Cupholders, the March of Dimes, and Russ Ruins Wesley Willis' Reputation. http://mepreport.com/MepRep2619Apr06.mp3 Wed, 19 Apr 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Bad Moods, Fantasy Sports Trades, Wesley Willis Revisited, Nation's Slow Burger, When Food Goes Bad, Baseball Contraction, The Longest-Running AOL Subscriber Ever, Mep Guest Opportunities, and Clea's Random Yoga Cult. http://mepreport.com/MepRep2726Apr06.mp3 Wed, 26 Apr 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com How to Be a Mep Guest Without Really Trying, a Call from the Wild, Andy Fails to Guess Storey's New Job, Podvertising, Forrest Gump Guest Stars, Fun with Plagiarism, and Determinism vs. Free Will. http://mepreport.com/MepRep283May06.mp3 Wed, 3 May 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Serious discussion of determinism vs. free will. http://mepreport.com/MepRep28a3May06.mp3 Thu, 4 May 2006 00:00:01 PST http://mepreport.com Daniel Day Lewis Rides into the Night, Andy Alienates the Spat-Upon, and The Mep Report Exposes the Hypocrisy and Deceit of Digg.com (with Andy for the Defense). http://mepreport.com/MepRep2910May06.mp3 Wed, 10 May 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com (Guest: David Rennich) Wicked Good Shoutouts, Russ is Prescribed Pop-Rocks, We All Mep in a Yellow Submarine, Storey Watches a Video Game Come to Life, Canada Pucks Up, and Our Guest Worker Program Debuts. http://mepreport.com/MepRep3017May06.mp3 Wed, 17 May 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com (Guest: Jordan Segal) Storey Transcends Life as a Grapefruit, Russ Finds a New Friend-ster, the Even-Number Principle Explained, Hot Elevator Lovin', Troubleshooting Russ' Dilemma in the Face, and a 28-Hour Roadtrip with the Emu. http://mepreport.com/MepRep3124May06.mp3 Wed, 24 May 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com (Guests: Steve and Maureen Lubitz) The Bush/Gump Conspiracy, the Women of Catan, Andy Crashes a Highschool Dance, the Ethics of Dance-Rejection, Wherever Yugo I Will Follow, Storey Brings the Hate, Andy's Deaf Ear Explained, and a Wicked Good Sit-In. http://mepreport.com/MepRep3231May06.mp3 Wed, 31 May 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com (Guest: Kevin Grinberg) Fun with Anne Coulter, Russ Learns from a Blind Date, Wrestling with Analogies, Two Indian Tech Supporters Battle for the Heart and Mind of Greg, X3 Spoiled, Veronica Mars vs. Rachel in Africa, the Ministry of Silly Names, and Prince's Credit Rating. http://mepreport.com/MepRep337Jun06.mp3 Wed, 7 Jun 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Tiddlywinks, Hot Older Women, Superman and Garfunkel, Superzeroes, the World Cup, False Advertising, Ballerinas vs. Bettis, Breaking a Leg for Lovin', and CastWars. http://mepreport.com/MepRep3414Jun06.mp3 Wed, 14 Jun 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com NBA Finals, The Boss Key, PC vs. Mac vs. Commodore, the Impending Nuclear Sandbox War, the Spolied Cocaine-Laden Alcoholic Sons of Debutants are Replaced by Tonka Trucks, North Korea Wanders the Streets, and Storey Roots for Ghana and thus Sparks a Debate on the Nature of the USA. http://mepreport.com/MepRep3521Jun06.mp3 Wed, 21 Jun 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Mep Goes to the Movies: X3, Fox Does LotR, Halle Berry's History, Aquaman, Superman, and How to Win an Oscar... But First, Greg, Russ, and Clea Bash the West in Storey's Absence... and Later, the Internet at Work and Aging Musicians. http://mepreport.com/MepRep3628Jun06.mp3 Wed, 28 Jun 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Spanish Translation, World Goooooooooool Cup, Mep Merchandise Announced, Lay Kenneth Lay, Laser Tag, DDR, Russ eHarmonizes, Lonely Celebrities and Other Myths, and Politics: Dynasties vs. Attractiveness. http://mepreport.com/MepRep375Jul06.mp3 Wed, 5 Jul 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Storey Meets Zinedine Zidane on the Subway, Tales of Road Rage, Russ Defends Zizou, School Fights, Russ Moves from Burma to Antarctica, Russ Regrows Hair, Trapezoidal Heads, Forgiveness, and the All-Star Game. http://mepreport.com/MepRep3812Jul06.mp3 Wed, 12 Jul 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Emus Gone Wild, Sudanese Stem Cells, Russ Eats Friends and Celebrities, Attack of the Animate Corn, Fantasy Class, Robots, and Why God is More than a Bad Bureaucrat. http://mepreport.com/MepRep3919Jul06.mp3 Wed, 19 Jul 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com We Win the Cast War, Central Meditation Agency, Jeff Calls Back, Tony Barking Blair, Russ and the Podcastress, Cat Scratch Village, the Israel/Hezbollah Conflict Creates a Worldwide Genocide, and Free Will Revisited. http://mepreport.com/MepRep4026Jul06.mp3 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Illness Assails the Meppers, MepWiki, Compulsory Pejorative Titles (CPTs), Russ Disproves Jesus, Greg Fans His Frustration, The 4 Rules of Life, The Verb To Genocide, and a Comprehensive History of Storey's Dating Past. http://mepreport.com/MepRep412Aug06.mp3 Wed, 2 Aug 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Mets Fans, the Podcast Quiz, We Become a Show About Emus, Russ Folds on a Date, North Korean Medieval Relics, Storey Declares War on the Family, Greg Separates Us from the Animals, and Two Irrationals Fail to Make a Rational. http://mepreport.com/MepRep4210Aug06.mp3 Thu, 10 Aug 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com A Polaroid Emu, Word Reclamation, Prelude to a Milking, the Genesis of Sega Sales, the Last Soda Sommelier, SwearWars, Prime Emu's Questions, and a Discussion of Wizards Leads Us Back to Science vs. Religion. http://mepreport.com/MepRep4316Aug06.mp3 Wed, 16 Aug 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com An Evening of Fantasy with the Emu: A Disneyland Battle for the Soul of Greg, It's Cynicism After All, Disrael, Dark Age of Rehab, Mr. Mr. Toad Toad Happy Fun Land Ride, Baseballand, Fantasy Sports, Fantasy Pronunciation, Fake Italians, the Soul of Muhammad Ali, and Stem-Cell Imaginings. http://mepreport.com/MepRep4423Aug06.mp3 Wed, 23 Aug 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com A Brief History of Mep, Car Talk, The Big Lebowski, World Class Bottle-Sorting, Adopt a Driver, Socially Conscious Strippers, Cutco: the Biggest Scam in America, The Moral Series of Poker, and Job Gets Jobbed. http://mepreport.com/MepRep4530Aug06.mp3 Wed, 30 Aug 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Send Us an Emu, The Committee to Plan Committees Committee, Storey's Felony, Russ Commits Mental Seppuku, and Why the Mep Report Will Never Have Strippers. http://mepreport.com/MepRep466Sep06.mp3 Wed, 6 Sep 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com (Guest: Emily Clayton) Storey Commits Seppuku on his Pinky, 2 Out of 3 Meppers Don't Use Doctors, 85% Incompetence, In Case of Subaru Break Glass, Flaming Napkins, Parking Lot Vultures, Vioxxalypse Now, Wasted Potential, and a Meptrack of Our Lives. http://mepreport.com/MepRep4713Sep06.mp3 Wed, 13 Sep 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Welcome to Utah, Meet the Mep, Coup de Thai, Iran Cures AIDS, Aerosmith Lucas Laserdiscs, Westworld Remade, How to Beat MVP Baseball 2005: a Guide, Misstepped Movies, Your 2006 Terrorism Warrrrrriors!, Yul Brynner Helper Robots, MacGyver, and Baby Muppets Superman. http://mepreport.com/MepRep4820Sep06.mp3 Wed, 20 Sep 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Clea Returns, Knock-Knock in the Closet, Clea Feeds Russ Shellfish, An eSnipe Hunt, GPS, Humans Devolve, Cell Phone Values, TO's Publicist, and the Horrors of Baseball Hall of Famers. http://mepreport.com/MepRep4927Sep06.mp3 Wed, 27 Sep 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com 50th Episode Megashow, with Special Guests Jordan Segal, Emily Clayton, Clea Wilson, Steve Lubitz, and Jeff Delacorte... 20% More Storey, Russ' Trip Down J-Date Lane, Alien Babies, Storey Wrestles Nutrition, Happiness Debated, Flirty Foley, THE Greg Wilson, Screwed in Sacramento, Miscarriage Trauma, Fantasy Football, and Our Biggest Fan. http://mepreport.com/MepRep504Oct06.mp3 Wed, 4 Oct 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Friday the 13th in Mepland, Speak-and-Spell Ouija, The Ultimate Video Game Immersion Door-to-Door Service, Our Post-Apocalyptic Future, Adjectival Leaders, Russ' Elaborate Plan to End the War in Iraq and Revitalize the US Army with NFL Players, the End of the A's, and Our New Web Design. http://mepreport.com/MepRep5113Oct06.mp3 Fri, 13 Oct 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Unsolicited Magazines, Jack Attack, Publish or Perish, News from the Ivory Tower, the Los Angeles Angels of Academia, Ikea, An Audience of One, Laughtracks Live, Art Declared Dead, Paint on Me, and a 4-Year-Old Does the Mep Report? http://mepreport.com/MepRep5218Oct06.mp3 Wed, 18 Oct 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com (Guest: Yoni Newman) Your Cheatin' Rogers, Baseball Law, Deterrent by Death, Chevy Propaganda Conquers the USA, Bush Both Does and Does Not Change His Iraq Policy, Hugo for Security, Midterm Election Preview, Giant Roosters, the Canadian Government, Struggles with Swearing, and Mep Report Authors. http://mepreport.com/MepRep5325Oct06.mp3 Wed, 25 Oct 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com (Guest: Charles Cadenhead) Timeliness, the Crazy Asian Band, MepOn.org, the Quadfecta, the Clown-Stripper Portion of 9/11, Terror Strikes Staten Island, Schwarzenegger vs. Huffington, Tactical Nukes, MostlyNews.net, Storey Calls Out the Nielsen Ratings, and a Whole New Meaning to Political Exchange. http://mepreport.com/MepRep541Nov06.mp3 Wed, 1 Nov 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com 2006 Election Special: Buddy Khavkhalash Appears, Storey Hates Paper Ballots, the Government Serves Stew, Exit Poll Impatience, Russ' Vote Doesn't Count, Negron Activate, Russ Misleads the BH, Finger Lickin' Socialism, Oil Obfuscation, and the Penn State PreNatal Lions. http://mepreport.com/MepRep557Nov06.mp3 Tue, 7 Nov 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Radio Recruitment for Death, Oprah for President, John Milton's Cheeseburger, Reverse in Orleans New, Dancing in Toasted Oatmeal, OJ's Money Shot, Hertz Ads, Our Visit to http://www.friendster.com/3148475, and Hang on Schmoopie. http://mepreport.com/MepRep5615Nov06.mp3 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com A Tienanmen Turducken, Storey Has a Doctor, Super Triple Migraine Fury Go Now, Russ' Error of Comedies, The Michael Richards Dead Air Special, Tales of a Cracker, Pursuing Happiness in the Tenderloin, and Russ Finds True Love with the Princess of Power. http://mepreport.com/MepRep5722Nov06.mp3 Wed, 22 Nov 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Poker Parades, Subway's Bread Shortage, and The Mep Report Debates Doctors: Migraines, Anti-Depressants, Acupuncturists, Multivitamins, Optometrists, Chiropractors, Vaccines, and Learning from Experience. http://mepreport.com/MepRep5829Nov06.mp3 Wed, 29 Nov 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com The History of America Since 2001 (Circa 1998), The Dead On Balzac Curate, Princeton Review Citizenship Tests, Submliminal... Like a Fox, Tales of Small Talk: Throwing the Flag, Being Cool, Slipping Away, and Yelling for Anarchy; plus Video-Gamers in the Afterlife Standing in for Most of Earth's People and Cross-Species Mating. http://mepreport.com/MepRep596Dec06.mp3 Wed, 6 Dec 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com The Six Miles of Heroism, McBears and Igloo Queens, Critical American Lives vs. The Meaningless Existence of the Feces People, Storey Unveils a Presidential Quiz Featuring Justin Timberlake, The Holocaust Convention That Wasn't, Israel Rolls a D20, and Dave Goldberg the Long Island Werewolf Hunter (TM). http://mepreport.com/MepRep6013Dec06.mp3 Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Happyness is a Free Movie, From a D to an E, Storey Gets a Nerd Demotion, Coincidance, Bush: Stupid or Selfish?, We Solve the Iraq War's Personnel Shortage with Gang-Bangers, Cops, Prisoners, Civil War Re-Enacters, Pinochet, Zombies, AI and Larry Brown, a REAL Earthquake, The Minor Earthquake Response Team, and Mushroom Shampoo. http://mepreport.com/MepRep6120Dec06.mp3 Wed, 20 Dec 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Candles in a Bag, Gerald Ford (Godfather of Old), Death Penalty Lotto, Toxoplasmosis Sweeps France, Russ Explains that Toilets Represent Technological Advancement (with the PPP), Russ Hates Holidays, Castro's Colon, Who is that Masked Baseball Player?, Black Market Goobie, We All Live with a Lot of Disease, and Yes We Have No Bananas. http://mepreport.com/MepRep6227Dec06.mp3 Wed, 27 Dec 2006 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Stuck Snowy Storey Shows Super Simplicity, All-In for Heroin, The Search for Obama, Drunken Pilots and Other Tales of Opportunism, Fun with Math (No, Really), The Mep Revised, The Saddam Hussein Execution Video Pyramid Scheme Massacre, The Fourth Coming of the Giant Flying Beaver, College Football vs. AYSO Soccer, BCS vs. Pro Wresting vs. the Oracle of Delphi, the NCAA vs. Orthodox Judaism, and Russ vs. his Mind. http://mepreport.com/MepRep633Jan07.mp3 Wed, 3 Jan 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Russ' Former Boss Gets Colberted, Storey Forgets English, Drug War Analysis on Crack, the Government Likes Alcohol, The War-Loss-Drinking Theory, Regulation of Playoff Games, Iraq Surge: The Compromise Where Everyone Loses, The PIRGsurgency, Scorps on a Plane, Bush's Little-Known Cook Named Serge, and Greg Transfers to the University of Kuwait. http://mepreport.com/MepRep6410Jan07.mp3 Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Pump it Mep, the Secret of Unbeknownst Comedy, MC Setters, A History of Carpentry, Jesus Vila, Games Jesus Plays, Chats with God, Easter Egg Academia, Synthesize Me, the PPP Revisited, Jimmy Stewart Holds His Wee for a Wii, Saltine Contests, Apococlockto, and this is the Way the World Ends. http://mepreport.com/MepRep6517Jan07.mp3 Wed, 17 Jan 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Mep Goes to the Movies II: the Revenge - Sex Violence and Dakota Fanning, Matt Damon: Ageless Wonder in the Boring Clemency, Close Talkers of the Third Kind, Beowulf and Raaaaaaaar, Horror vs. Scary, Clint Eastwood in Shawshank, Jude Jim and 23... plus Greg Hates Karaoke and Holden Caulfield, and the State of Irrelevance. http://mepreport.com/MepRep6624Jan07.mp3 Wed, 24 Jan 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com (Guest: David Rees) Live Coverage of the Mooninite Invasion of Boston, Storey Steps on a Needle (and Fails to Make the Others Laugh), Storey Visits Hell Through a Dose of Vicodin, Back to Boston, the Mep Report Hilton-Hoax, Barbaro's Personal Assistant, Sarcasm Personified, David Rees Changes Exactly One Person's Mind About the War on Terrorism, and Fumbling Towards Entropy. http://mepreport.com/MepRep6731Jan07.mp3 Wed, 31 Jan 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com You Don't Know Me and You Don't Even Care, CommercialBowl, 7/7/7, 9/11 = 1/31 = 23 = Pi, Quantum Leap to Voiding the Universe, Yoda's Storage Swamp, the Rat Pack's Porridge, You Go for the Dead Relative - You Stay for the Vintage Coasters, Young Storey and Russ are Abducted by Aliens at the Grand Canyon's Edge, the Cockroach Collection, Kellogg's Ant Bran, Psycho Filmed Live, and Edgar Allan's Cousin. http://mepreport.com/MepRep687Feb07.mp3 Wed, 7 Feb 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Choose Your Own Mep Report, Blindfolded Podcasting, the Transitive Property of John Ameci, Marrying Jesus, MMORPJ, Really Unfunny Stuff, Wilson vs. Bradley, Specializing in Fame, the Rise and Conquest of Tomorrow's Diseases, the Space Program Lottery, Mep... in... Space, and North Korea's Infinite Loop. http://mepreport.com/MepRep6915Feb07.mp3 Thu, 15 Feb 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com The Power of the Dark Age, Intel EXTREME Graphics, the Legend of Music, Video Game Realism, Seizure-Protection Glasses, What Happens in Vegas Takes You Out Behind the Woodshed, Lip-Synching to Wax Cylinders, Radio Shack Rice-a-Roni, High Margin Items, Feeding Mr. Bob's Kids, Corny Coke, NASCAR Nonsense, Harrison Bergeron Goes to Sports, Harnesses of Fire, and Russ Chooses Eyeball Implosion Over Being Within 23,999 Miles of a NASCAR Event. http://mepreport.com/MepRep7021Feb07.mp3 Wed, 21 Feb 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Enter the Cavalry, the Trapeze Wedding March, Sex and Fake Ratios, Just Sell Baby, the Stock Market Crash, Hating What You're Good At, Strom Thurmond Totally Pwns Al Sharpton, Fixed Incomes, The "I Shouldn't [Blank] With Money" Challenge, Ben Brandzel's Conveyor Belt Scenarios, Taxation by Earmark, and the Department of Pro Wrestling. http://mepreport.com/MepRep7128Feb07.mp3 Wed, 28 Feb 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Good Showers vs. TMR, Social Workers for the Rich, Welcome to Storey's Hallucination, the 4th Wall Shattering Voice in Your Head, Having a Baby on MySpace, Sending Mail to 911, Harry Potter and the LOLOL, Lost in Customer Service, Disneyland's Support Structure, Nordstrom's Calls an Amulet, Real Estate Tells You What You Really Want, Neighbors with Money, Personal Shoppers, Storey's Favorite Rich Person, Class Action Charity, Angelina Jolie is Collective Soul, and Clea Alienates Our Computers. http://mepreport.com/MepRep727Mar07.mp3 Wed, 7 Mar 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com The Vownage Video, California Orangin', You Can Call Me Bob Garfunkel, NCAA vs. NBA, High-Stakes Prison Basketball, Escape Via Organ Donation, Vonage Rejects Our Critique, Viacom and the Deep Pockets, Mistakes Were Made, the Righteous Bullets, and the Great Line of Maginot. http://mepreport.com/MepRep7314Mar07.mp3 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com A Christmas Equinox, Apocalypse Then, Mass-Historians, Back to the Committee Meeting, the Cannibal Grandson of Hitler, Storey Litters Parallel Universes, The Meanwhile... 72-Screen Meanwhile... Universe Meanwhile... Movie, the Noble Global Lie and the Fastidious Gremlins, the Unbearable Lightness of February 2nd, ATHFTMR the Movie, Mutant Emu Reptile Chickens, 1980-4 Candidates, Honor Thy Good, TwitterOrkutFriendsterFacebook and the Unclickables, Storey Hides from Neo-Nazis, Phonemmercials, and the Mep Report Throws Russ on the Street. http://mepreport.com/MepRep7421Mar07.mp3 Wed, 21 Mar 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Microprofit, No More Mr. McCartney, Cell Phone Disabling Ring-Tone, Making Bounce Houses Out of Nothing at All, Bush Tears His Own Leg Off (by which we mean "Attacks Iran"), Iran Eats the British Hostages, Britain Sends in the Bobbies, Harry Potter Rules Gitmo, Greg Enjoys Russ' Experience with Gratuitous Nudity, Humbaba Becomes Comfortably Numb, Incoherent Pretending to Sweat, and Russ' Sumerian-English English-Sumerian Dictionary. http://mepreport.com/MepRep7528Mar07.mp3 Wed, 28 Mar 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com The Onion Steals Our Material, Copylips, an E-Mail from Greg's Soulmate, Mozes-Hataz, Extra-Tasty-Crispy Christianity, Big Spooky Heads Attached to Clouds, Random Free-Association Lightning, the Online Guide to Buddhist Retribution, Sandy Koufax the Fourth Prophet, Brit-Bashing, Wii-Falling, Brainwiing, Wiialism, Ender's MoonMaster, and Video Games Take Over. http://mepreport.com/MepRep764Apr07.mp3 Wed, 4 Apr 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Vonnegut's Daughter, the Cellphone Scurvy Apocalypse, Mechanical Bee Development, BDS, Iraq: Wipeout!, Storey Breaks the Sound Barrier, the Father of All Terrorists of All Time, Skeletor Slays the Princess of Power, Raleigh Eviscerates Marlowe, the Meaning of Decimated, the Virginia Tech Shooter/Admin Technology Gap, Antidepressant Safety, Bees with Guns, and Our Super-Duper Uplifting Analysis of Seung Cho. http://mepreport.com/MepRep7718Apr07.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Vanilla Christ and Chocolate Moses, It's Not Unusual for Russ to Be Alone... Because He's Too Smart for People, the Birth of an ArrogantJerk, the Giant Flying Beaver's Quantum Leap, Serious Vlogging, the Boston Digg Party, RIAA Puppy-Kicking Stakes, Greg Explains Why the Mep Report is On the Internet, Clea Winnebago-Ho-Chunk, Little-Known Stories of Kokopelli, Naked Hydration Via Torso-Licking, First Do All Harm, 09-F9, Diplomatic Immunity and Movie Threes, Peter Jackson's Jesus-Gandhi-Buddha Application, We Like to Star-Wars Star-Wars, and Star Wars 255: Death of Chewbacca. http://mepreport.com/MepRep7825Apr2May07.mp3 Wed, 2 May 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Storey Lives, an Extensive Explanation of the Nature of an Elliptical Trainer, Swedish Complaint Departments and Other Myths, U?SB's, The Great Debate Over the Definition of the Word Portable, Capsule Sponge Animals vs. Shrinky-Dinks, Toy Safety Standards, the Young Mepventers Club, Russ as a Cyborg with a Bomb, the Epic Nuking of Troy, the Electric-Shock Alarm Clock, Storey's Risk Aversion, and Children: Not as Smart as Adults. http://mepreport.com/MepRep799May07.mp3 Wed, 9 May 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com This Bird Has Flown (Norwegian Greg), Chewbacca Dies, The Onion Concedes, Russ Fought the Law and the Law Won, Hon. Douglas Malcolm's Most Just Celery Sandwich, The Strange Ethics of Acceptance in Norwegian Lines, Viking Pillaging vs. Snail Cultivation, Austin and His JDate Crash a Skating Party, Russ Joins a Ditzy Commercial Girl and an Axe-Murderer in the Non-Sheep Reject Pile, and a Serious Discussion of the Dead: Jerry Falwell, Ronald Reagan, and Shawshank's Warden Norton. http://mepreport.com/MepRep8023May07.mp3 Wed, 23 May 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Russ Tries to Get Storey Killed at a Mariners/Angels Game, the Rally Gorilla, Greg Learns Compassion in a Hockey Arena, Russ' USCongress.TV, A-Rod Plays Uno with a Stripper, Michael Kay Continues to be an Idiot, Storey's Opposition to Privacy, Storey Makes an Announcement that Disgusts the Others, the Wife-Beating Crap-Eater, and Exhibitionist Puritans. http://mepreport.com/MepRep8130May07.mp3 Wed, 30 May 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Whoa-oa-oa, Letter from a Chad, Prophet Meter, Three's Company in Gitmo and Abu Ghraib, Jim Croce Plugged, Greg Learns Who Raffi Is, John Ritter the Ninja Turtle, APDA Werewolf/Mafia, Meta-Meta-Meta Rally Time, Fun with Plantar Fasciitis, Giambi's Gellin', RPG Realism Revisited, and Grailade. http://mepreport.com/MepRep826Jun07.mp3 Wed, 6 Jun 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Anger Confidential, Greg Tries to Get Storey Fired, Buzz Gooberman to the Rescue, Red Sox Paranoia, Tales of Unending Roadtrips, Unwise Trip to Wise, Uneducated Trip to Oxford, Subjective Theories of Time, Quantum Mechanics, and Particle Physics. http://mepreport.com/MepRep8313Jun07.mp3 Wed, 13 Jun 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com The Art Interpretation Episode: Russ' Little Secret, the Power of Oprah, Artists Too Cool for an Audience, Accessibility of Books, Your Lover vs. Houghton-Mifflin, the MMORPG of Doom, Cocaine is Not Art, How to Interpret the New Hit Song Called "Kill Yourself, Kill Yourself, Kill Yourself Now", Serial Killers' Reading Lists, and this Episode Makes You Stab Your Neck. http://mepreport.com/MepRep8427Jun07.mp3 Wed, 27 Jun 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com A Day that Will Live in Famy, Russ Travels to the Land of Deliverance, Major City Qualifications, DC Madames Attend Debate Camp, Al Qaeda M.D., The National Automotive Threat Level, Fantasies of Alien Conquerors, This Next Story May Kill You, The Future of Wooden Cyborgs in MLB (Joe Nuxall vs. Buffalo Knuckles), Saturn's Curse, and Marauding Gangs of Betrothed Jews. http://mepreport.com/MepRep8511Jul07.mp3 Wed, 11 Jul 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Storey Shuffles Off this Mepper Coil (to a 21 Bagpipe Salute), Clea Gets Called Up to the Majors, Russ Becomes a Salmon, Comedy vs. a Stable Family Life, Russ Almost Gets Married and Doesn't Know Why, Russian Litigators are less than Breasts, When Reality Shows Shouldn't Be, Decapitated Heads Also are less than Breasts, Male Breasts Also are less than Female Breasts, Beauty is in the Eye of the Double Helix, An End to Vague Demographic Descriptions, and Prisoners are People Even in Sign Language. http://mepreport.com/MepRep868Aug07.mp3 Wed, 8 Aug 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Serial Amazon Reviewers, Who is Harriet Klausner?, Off-Off Broadway Flops, Wiki-ruption, Everyone's Favorite Show: "Let's Go Outside and Watch the Dueling Guys Shoot Each Other in the Head!", Renaissance Message Boards, Steinbeck to Steinbrenner, Boom Goes the Dynamite, and Rex Hudler: Color Man or 1920s Seductress? http://mepreport.com/MepRep8715Aug07.mp3 Wed, 15 Aug 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Russ and the Russian go to Heckling School, Joe Stuhoob's Inn for Scalpers, Men's Room Humor, The Great Dogfighting Debate of Ought-Seven, Consecutive Alternating Hooks = Invincibility, The 60s Stun, Dogs are Klingons, Dog Eugenics, and Michael Vick Sodomizes the Elderly and/or Disabled. http://mepreport.com/MepRep8823Aug07.mp3 Thu, 23 Aug 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Simultaneous Mepping, Greg Gets Mistaken for a Sixteen Year-Old, Hugh Grant's Whore Mangler, Enterprise Fender-Benders, Costco's Sarcastic Price Club, Clea Learns to Hate, Telemarketing 101, More Wiki-Vandalism, All Sex is Rape Until it's Not, and Newsflash: Christopher Walken is Strange. http://mepreport.com/MepRep896Sep07.mp3 Thu, 6 Sep 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com The Sleep and Science Episode: Russ Dreams Bad Sci-fi Scripts, Comatose Revelations, Alpha-Wave Meditation Cults, Lucy Dreams, Greg Dreams of Zsa Zsa Gabor and Arnold Schwarzenegger Carrying a Pasta Machine, TMR Solves the Energy, Climate Crises and Iraq war Trifecta, and Time-Traveling Reverse-Psychology Nazi Ad Campaigns http://mepreport.com/MepRep9013Sep07.mp3 Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com The Tale of Ernest Schaudenfreuder: The Inventor of Milled Beer, The Meaningless Lives of Met Fans, The Dangers of Emotional Investment in the MacDonalds 'Monopoly' Game, Fantatical Powers, Clea Compares Monks to Satanists, Anarchists Have Trouble Coordinating, TMR's First Stock Tip, New Yorkers Complain About Fascism, The Falafel Man and His Propaganda, And the Great Mystery of the Holiday Inn Express 'Stay Smart' Campaign. http://mepreport.com/MepRep9128Sep07.mp3 Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Yankees Lose! Theeee Yankees Lose!, Russ Blames the Red Sox for 9/11, MepWiki: A Page That Will Live in Infamy, TMR Drafts Holy Warriors for the Great Battle Against the Clown, Smart Chocolate, Weird Foods, Discussion Gets "Interesting" (Sadly), Knights Templar Bugger Pope, Soft-Modding and You, And Hating Cannot.Sleep.Clown.Will.Eat.Me@gmail.com http://mepreport.com/MepRep9212Oct07.mp3 Fri, 12 Oct 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com (Guest Co-host: Kevin Grinberg) Metier Me, Fictional Portals to Hell, Militarizing North Korea's De-militarized Zone, The Gatorade Center for High Fructose Corn Syrup Pouring, Word Empowering, Elementary Racism by Dr. Watson, Deterrence via Overreaction, Greg's Tales of Road Rage, and Can the Elderly Competently Commit Felonies? http://mepreport.com/MepRep9319Oct07.mp3 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Russ Goes Boing Boing Boing, And Subsequently Runs out of "Units," Speed Readers vs. Auctioneers, TMR Eats a Turkey Sandwich with the Devil, MassiveAwesomeErectionWebsite.com, The Adventures of Flying Buttress Boy, Greg Desperately Wants to Ridicule Navy Football, Force Lightning in a Can, Cows and Terrorists Conspire to Turn the World into a Slurpee, and Clea Ponders Why Tourists Enjoy Reaching Up the Bull's Ass. http://mepreport.com/MepRep9426Oct07.mp3 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com The Prodigal Emu Returns, Trent Lott - Minority Whip, Immortal Dead Clams, TMR Institues the Alzheimer's Prevention Hour, The Great Audio Braille Experiment, Two Bumps Two Bumps Two Bumps, Traiblazers Draft Edward Scissorhands, Rejecting Max Contracts, There are no Ampersands in Baseball, And, Whatever You Do, Stop at Purple Belt! http://mepreport.com/MepRep952Nov07.mp3 Fri, 2 Nov 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com A Minor Miscalculation, Turkey Crunk Lore, Your Choices are Commercialism or Gluttony, Parades that Come to You, My Grandson Works for the Mystery Tubes, The Legend of Fallopius Flairndip, Calling Greg, In Person E-mail Scams, O Beethoven! O Kids! O Tables!, and All Movies Prominently Featuring Domesticated Animals are Terrible. http://mepreport.com/MepRep9622Nov07.mp3 Fri, 22 Nov 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Chinese Dissidents Discover Emus, Incompetent Translation, The Teddy Bear that Shall Not be Named, Darwinian Cannabalism, The Internet Saga of 'Two Girls One Cup', Russ Identifies with Surfers who Rob Banks while Wearing Nixon Masks, And a Special Edition of Mep Lore: Drug Variety Night. http://mepreport.com/MepRep971Dec07.mp3 Fri, 1 Dec 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com The Kris Kringle of Kaspersky, Waiting for Bureacracy and Global Climate Trends, Craigslist's Free Rent for Nakeds, John Woo's Body Swapper, Diplomatic Abortions, and Unanimous Euthenasia, and the Great Baby Migration of 2176, and A New Emu. http://mepreport.com/MepRep988Dec07.mp3 Fri, 8 Dec 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Message Board Territoriality, The New Segue Sound Effect, THe Price is Right Chop Shop, Fairytale Elves vs. Fantasy Elves, The Last Great Viking Debate of '07, St. Magnus the Fictional, Sabre-Tooth Tiger Soup, Dentist Holliday, And How Clangy was the Iron Age? http://mepreport.com/MepRep9915Dec07.mp3 Fri, 15 Dec 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com TMR Goes Centenarian, Dulcet Tones of Liminal Space, Warring Gazebo States, Russ Subjects the Meppers to Furry Culture, Star Wars Fails at Physics, Sly Stallone is Old, Cutting Edge Fremen Technology, and there... are... Four... Wives! http://mepreport.com/MepRep10024Dec07.mp3 Fri, 24 Dec 2007 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Listening to Emus is Better than Taunting Tigers Drunk (and High), Storey Meets Snake Pliskin, Uwe Boll Defeats Smokey and the Bandit by TKO, Clea Internalizes a New Emu, This Show Not Suitable for Listening Without Parent, You May Owe You Money, 100% of Clowns LOL@ Statistics, and Placentas as Mood Rings. http://mepreport.com/MepRep10119Jan08.mp3 Fri, 7 Mar 2008 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com Storey vs. the Sloth Bear, Aloeverapathy, Hinduism in a Bag, Why Gandhi Gift Shops are not a Growth Industry, Justice Brandeis Heads to Hooters, TMR Welcomes a New Mepper, and Russ Hates 24 Year Olds. http://mepreport.com/MepRep10225Feb08.mp3 Mon, 7 Apr 2008 23:59:59 PST http://mepreport.com World of Addictioncraft,Greg Twitters, Clea Ponders Washington Towns, And Points Out Russ's Predictabliity,Breast Milk Applications, When you Wish Upon a Matzoh, Spicing Up Songs with "Eh!", and more bad Jdating. http://mepreport.com/MepRep1038Mar08.mp3 Mon, 8 May 2008 23:59:59 PST