Ghosts of Free Agency Past

PORSCHE 911 TURBO LAUNCH PARTY

Sunday night, Yankee fans (including Yours Truly) watched for several hours as the Bombers attempted to exorcise the memory of one of their most infamous free agent acquisitions – Human Pin Cushion, Carl Pavano.

While any modern day baseball fan faces the prospect of losing favorite players to free agency, thoughts of Carl arouse a special level of ire for the Yankee fan.

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Obama’s Nobel Prize Win Inspires Irrational Exuberance Awards!

Presenting the latest (and greatest?) TMR video production:

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CNBC Are Smart


In case you thought only CNN was capable of making headline mistakes…

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Headgear for “special” parents

baby head gear

For too long babies who had plagiocephaly were the only ones who had to wear headgear.  They were “special” babies who needed to have a little help to make sure their head shape turned out normal as they grew.

Now, thanks to a new product on the market, “special” parents can put their babies in headgear too.  The Thudguard ensures that their babies will not lose brain cells bumping their heads against furniture like everyone elses babies; in a sense leveling the future playing field one fall at a time.

Portal to Hades Found – AVN Network

This horrifically awesome video comes to us from the surely now defunct, America’s Value Network.

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Breaking News: CNN Has Worst Top Stories Ever


This man can’t believe how stupid CNN has gotten.

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I don’t know what to say…

peter potty

They say it trains boys up to “two months faster.”  I think I’d rather take the two months, but I’ve never potty-trained a boy before, so what do I know.

Michael Moore Gives Hannity the Business

Good quasi-debate clip here between Michael Moore and Plutocrat Spokesperson, Sean Hannity.

Speaking of which, Capitalism: A Love Story is a must see. It’s your duty as an American citizen to pony up the ticket fare and absorb it.

Obama Snubs Lama

President Obama has elected to not meet with the Dalai Lama while the Tibetan leader is in Washington accepting the first Lantos Human Rights Prize.

Here’s some interesting analysis from English language Russian broadcast, Russia today:

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Steve Martin Short on Letterman

Two of the inimitable Three Amigos trio were on Letterman last night. And they were in rare form.

“You son of a motherless goat!”