We have a problem people.  Babies like to show-off their bellies.  Well, we can’t stand for it anymore and OneStepAhead is helping us end it.  Let me introduce you to “Sta-tuct” and the end of baby shirts going above your baby’s belly.

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Today, Britain’s Daily Mail Online gave us a glimpse of a possible future distopian solution to unemployment.

Internet Eyes is “a worldwide online instant event notification system utilizing video feed to notify the owner of the feed (customer) that an event is occurring.”

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Well, they’ve done it.  Bach, the makers of “Rescue Remedy,” have solved the problem of kids’ fear of failure.  Meet “Confidence Remedy”

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Setting aside my personal disbelief in global warming for the moment, let’s examine why any one given person can’t do a thing about global warming, even in America.

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…watch for falling Tetris pieces. Got to be careful out there.

In promotion of Cusack’s new movie, 2012, Columbia pictures reportedly executed the “largest American media roadblock ever,” by showing 2 minutes of this trailer on over 450 stations.

And frankly, who are we to stop them? The full-clip involves a statewide Schwarzenegger reassurance immediately followed by the apocalypse. Good times.

High octane Nerf war between two future Yankee hooligans.

The Yankees sure don’t rest on their laurels. Just days after clinching the best record in baseball, the pinstripers open the premiere Foam-Fighting Training Camp in the country. Someone needs to sign that redhead to a long term deal.

Still unable to imagine a world without money? You’re being inefficient to the point of destroying the world. Here’s the proof.

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What? You thought it was relevant that a majority of Americans wanted a public option? That would only be applicable in a Democracy.

This is possibly the single greatest sports psyche-up CGI video in the history of Alaska. How many mascots do you know that are born out of an exploding constellation shockwave?

OMG, he just took out the moon! That is one bad-ass, hockey-playing polar bear.