Spare Us, O Fickle Tetris Gods!

And did the Lord Tetrises demand repeatedly squggly pieces. And did the players lament, and scorn, and pine, and forgo succor, and they didst then smash the control pad.

Richard Branson – Savior of Mankind?

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Virgin made a potentially huge announcement in the scope of human civilization yesterday as it publicly debuted the first piloted commercial spaceship.

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Genius Star Trek Dubbing

There are no words. Abdomen and some dried fish!

Are! You! Unemployed!

It’s time for everyone’s favorite game show! Come on down!

Afghanistan – The Army’s Last Hurrah

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Looks like Mr. Obama is finally going to earn that Nobel Prize of his. In one of the more devious moves in recent presidential history, the big O has sent out nearly the entire US army to lamely wander the deserts in Afghanistan.

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James Lipton PSA

Former celebrity familiar and hypothetical iced tea magnate, James Lipton, is clearly bored out of his mind…

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Bill Maher on the Dunder-headed Media

Crank with access, Bill Maher, made a remarkably redemptive appearance on Jay Leno last night.

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Olympic Logo ‘Porn’ Could Lead to Prosecution

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If you’re a British citizen with a vivid imagination, a glance at the 2012 London Olympic festivities could have you branded a trafficker of child pornography.

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Man Bites Emu

A story of wrangling, wrestling, and love in Texas.

Happy Belated Turkey Festivity Havings

From a world-weary traveler returning to Mep HQ, wanting to wish all of you a happy extended turkey weekend…