Despite its inappropriate-sounding title, this is a surprisingly engaging short film directed by John Hoag Haanes. Also, vastly superior to Rocky Balboa, for my money.

It’s Zach Galifianakis as Spooning Savior in this Tim & Eric joint.

Good Festivus Tidings to all and sundry. For those rare few seeking a spiritual awakening on this Ancient Pagan Equinox Festival (otherwise known as Jesus Day), here is a clip from your local endocrinologist/lecturer/Indian Peter Sellers, Deepak Choprah, who doesn’t want you to use recreational drugs unless you already have an innate perception of the nature of the world. Isn’t that like asking you to refrain from using a bowling ball until you record a perfect 300 game? I remain skeptical.

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A fantastic Huffington Post rant by Miles Mogulescu perfectly enunciates the growing divide between Obama and the movement that brought him to power.

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Feeling the holiday season doldrums? Why not open up new terrifying vistas of reality with the Necronomicon? And, if you purchase one in the next two minutes, you’ll receive an ebony Chtulhu-style sacrificial blade at no extra cost!

Here is a tour of every place that we know of, so far.

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Here’s an appearance of Jason Segel’s Dracula on the thousandth episode of Craig Ferguson’s Late Show.

For the uninitiated, Wafflepwn is the YouTube handle of a newly-minted 16 year old internet celebrity. Over the course of a year, Wafflepwn has amassed tens of millions of video views and over 200,000 subscribers by broadcasting the flaily tantrums of his emotionally disturbed big brother.

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Yes, a large number of people are completely oblivious to their surroundings. This group also tends to be easily manipulated and have a great affinity for Dane Cook. Though, I would argue that the percentage of people is closer to 85% than 75%.

It seems that we have an American Congressman fluent in leetspeak, and it’s Florida Democrat, Alan Grayson.

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