Corporation Runs for Congress

Last week, an upstart, unknown, non-publicly traded corporation decided to forego all of that pulling-congressional-strings-behind-closed-doors business and take the reins themselves. And so, Murray Hill Incorporated has filed to run as a Rebublican candidate in Maryland’s eigth Congressional District.

I, for one, would like to welcome our new Corporate Overlords and offer them any help my flawed human faculties can offer.

Here’s one of Murray Hill’s designated human representatives in a recent interview on MSNBC…

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