Facebook Declares Profit; Astounds Internet

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In a stunning turn of events this week, Facebook revealed that it now takes in enough actual money to pay for its own business expenses.

“There’s a myth that you can’t make money on the internet, these days,” said recently post-pubescent CEO Mark Zuckerberg.

“As it turns out, all you have to do is become a social organizer for a virtual nation of 300 million, and keep them distracted with Mafia Wars while you sell off their personal shopping habits to retailers,” Zuck noted.

Here’s to hoping other internet entrepreneurs heed Zuckerberg’s message and find new and creative ways to engage (exploit) internet users, at large.

One Response to “Facebook Declares Profit; Astounds Internet”

  1. Gil Dewaele says:

    I play some of these games but there are some I dont….On the ones I dont play I have on hide….makes it simpler and doesn’t hurt a friends feelings….I also don’t send game gifts to those who dont play because thats as annoying as spam e-mails.