What would Theseus do?

Absolute genius.  The Onion is on a roll, people.

2 Responses to “What would Theseus do?”

  1. Let me remind you that we have not been attacked since the Minotaur has been in charge of detainees. The proof is in the pudding all you liberal fairies.

  2. Bryy says:

    The Dragon Tank was only slightly better…

    okay that is a lie.