Jon’s Illegitimate Son!

The MEP Report is first to report on this exclusive.  Sources have discovered that Jon, of Jon and Kate plus 8, has an illegitimate son.  Most news reports have covered Jon’s affair, and others have picked up on his new girlfriend (way to waste no time at all, Jon…).  However, MEP report contacts have informed us that the affair was not just a one night stand!  “I could have handled that,” said Kate to a friend, “a simple affair would have been fine…but when I heard he had another child, making his total nine to my eight…I just couldn’t stand for that.”

MEP Report photographers have acquired this exclusive photo.

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To confirm the reports, prior to posting this blog entry, MEP analysts compared the photo to a series of recent photos of Jon.

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The resemblance is clear, says Dr. Russell Gooberman, MEP Report face analyzer.  “To see the resemblance,” explained Dr. Gooberman on a 4th of July phone call from the south of France, “focus your attention on the nose and how it curves into the cheeks.  It has a 9 resemblance rating.  Then the jaw line and shape of the mouth, it goes without saying.  I would add, noting first that this isn’t my field, that the microphone technique is even spot on.  Although you’d have to speak to Dr. Storey Clayton, MEP Report microphone technique analyzer, to confirm that.”

“Definitely, the same,” said Dr. Clayton via email from the south of Iceland, “as a rough estimate, please don’t quote me, I’d say a 97.5% spot-on rating.”  “It is definitely closer than the microphone technique of any of the other pipsqueaks.”  (Icelandic children are often referred to as pipsqueaks.)

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