Tom Brady: Camera-Phobe
Today the New York Post is reporting that New England Patriots QB Tom Brady apparently went into a panic when some nearby paparazzi began taking photos of him and his girlfriend.
Brady was quoted as saying, “The bad men… Bad men point clicky things at Brady! Clicky thing steal soul! Brady friends stop bad men. Must stop. You use bangy thing against clicky thing.”
At Brady’s behest, his entourage opened fire at the SUV containing the paparazzi.
“Mmmm. Good friend. Brady not want see clicky thing again. Bring bad mojo to Brady village. We find clicky thing village, steal women. No more clicky babies. May Bell-O-Check be with us.”