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Instant internet hawtness here. Though, to nitpick, I think Obi-Wan is clearly the Hannibal parallel, which would make Han Solo the “Faceman” character. Though, Lando might be an even better choice for the heartthrob. But I digress…
With A-Team memories fresh in the mind, it occurs to me that this seemingly innocuous 80s show may have planted seeds in the minds of thousands of servicemen that it might be cool one day to retire from the rank and file and pursue a career in mercenary work.
On the bright side, if they did do this, perhaps they also carry the programming to be relatively benevolent mercenaries who only take work from busty-blondes and recently orphaned children.