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If you’re going to San Francisco…

…watch for falling Tetris pieces. Got to be careful out there.

John Cusack Inverts California

In promotion of Cusack’s new movie, 2012, Columbia pictures reportedly executed the “largest American media roadblock ever,” by showing 2 minutes of this trailer on over 450 stations.

And frankly, who are we to stop them? The full-clip involves a statewide Schwarzenegger reassurance immediately followed by the apocalypse. Good times.

Foam-Finger Battle Royale

High octane Nerf war between two future Yankee hooligans.

The Yankees sure don’t rest on their laurels. Just days after clinching the best record in baseball, the pinstripers open the premiere Foam-Fighting Training Camp in the country. Someone needs to sign that redhead to a long term deal.

Money Single-Handedly Prevents Progress in World


Still unable to imagine a world without money? You’re being inefficient to the point of destroying the world. Here’s the proof.

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Public Option Fails

What? You thought it was relevant that a majority of Americans wanted a public option? That would only be applicable in a Democracy.

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Mascot Pwnage

This is possibly the single greatest sports psyche-up CGI video in the history of Alaska. How many mascots do you know that are born out of an exploding constellation shockwave?

OMG, he just took out the moon! That is one bad-ass, hockey-playing polar bear.

Three Ways to Deal With the Impending Enviropocalypse

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Looking for a way to perk up your work week? Why not update yourself on the impending enviropocalypse?

According to an exhaustive study by the Global Footprint Network, September 25th was the day that the planet used all of the available planetary resources that it could replenish in a year (otherwise known as Earth Overshoot Day). For the rest of the year, we’ll be culling, reaping, and utilizing that which won’t grow back.

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Mel Gibson Co-opts Our Deity

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This is a tough one to bear. Above, is a picture of nutbar Mel Gibson wielding a beaver puppet. Allegedly, this is all for an upcoming Jodie Foster directed film entitled, “The Beaver.”

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Oh Wow!

Happy Monday, little emus. We’ve got a brand new Mep video in the works, that should be released from post-production sometime this evening. Stay tuned…

The Way of the IntraWebs

This is one of the most informative lectures about the internet that you will ever consume. Jonathan Zittrain not only de-mystifies the processes by which information travels from one site to another, but he lays out an ethos that the Internet operates by in violation of every Darwinian Rule of Human Interaction that you have ever learned.

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