The Goats Who Stare at Men
Here is a righteous combination of Paranormal Activity and The Men Who Stare at Goats — two movies whose trailers are more entertaining than the movies themselves. Now you can say you’ve experienced both.
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Rupert Murdoch Spurns Internet
NewsCorp Chairman and Cannibalism Enthusiast, Rupert Murdoch, recently expressed a desire for his digital properties to go it alone, without any so-called “help” from the internet leeches and charlatans at Google.
Sosa Opts for New Identity
Some shamed former steroid users are taking drastic measures to return to a home life free of hecklers.
At a Las Vegas media event this weekend, disgraced baseball slugger Sammy Sosa revealed his intention to live out the rest of his years as a Caucasian Playboy/Baccarat Master known as Johnny Faro.
Jon Stewart Does a Bang Up Glen Beck
An absolute tour de force performance. It seems as if the Daily Show is now trying to win an additional dramatic Emmy to add to its award heap.
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Blind Hatred Makes for Bad Rhetoric: (or Why the Yankees are the Envy of Sports Franchises Everywhere)
As a Yankee fan, it’s very clear to me that the Yankees are a polarizing force. You either love them or you hate them. And, frankly, neither perspective lends itself to really deeply analyzing anything. Yankee fans, for the most part, forgive any misdeeds by the team and players, and Yankee haters feel as if the team ritualistically slaughters puppies for sport.
Yankees Buy Title
At the risk of starting a flame-war with Russ, it must be observed that the Goldman Sachs of baseball purchased their 27th championship that was delivered last night. This cannot, perhaps, be said of all 27 titles, but it sure can be said of the 2009 edition.
Godzilla Saves New York
In one of the greatest World Series performances of all time, Japanese veteran Hideki Matsui totalled six RBIs on three hits to secure the first title for the New York Yankees since 2000.
Klaus Pierre on the Comeback Trail
International Man of Mystery and former star of BoingBoingTV, Klaus Pierre, has recently been spotted by the Los Angeles Bloggarazzi.
The Adventures of Lil’ Cthulhu
Here’s a whimsical piece on the meager beginnings of Goldmann Sachs. Whoops, I suppose this is actually about another Great Devouring Vampire Squid — Cthulhu.