From the Church of Latter Day Demons

Feeling the holiday season doldrums? Why not open up new terrifying vistas of reality with the Necronomicon? And, if you purchase one in the next two minutes, you’ll receive an ebony Chtulhu-style sacrificial blade at no extra cost!

Handy Manny promotes running with saws!

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In a recent episode of Handy Manny titled “Home Sweet Home,” a neighborhood child plays a dangerous game of duck, duck, goose called “nut, nut, bolt” with the tools (click on the episode title, watch or skip intro, and then click the scroll bar to -03:22 to see the abhorrent scene).

My new somewhat original catchphrase

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During my short-lived career as a stand-up comic, I had a catchphrase which was not unique to me, but which I made so much my own thru my brilliance that everyone who saw me remembered it forever more as mine…
Well, I created a new phrase and thanks to Google am happy to report that only three other people have thought of it!

Alright you ready?….

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Because Our Nation Has No Taste

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I know I’m late on the announcements, but…I…I don’t know…why?  why?

Check out the new Deep Autumn Jam

This is a comedy video, not child friendly, put out by a group of NYC comics.  For all of you that can’t make it out to the real NYC scene, here’s a little taste.

You can also check out the original “Damn I wish I was Your Lover” by Sophie B. Hawkins if you’d like to see what they had parodied…not as fun, but very 80’s and she actually uses “shucks” as a lyric…

If Only James Cameron Had Seen this First.

I’ll admit to being more than a little shocked that Russ didn’t have this up first, but it’s too good to pass up. This is “Ataque de Panico,” a sub five minute science fiction film directed and produced by Fede Alvarez. Pretty cool, but nothing you haven’t seen before in some form or another, right? But I wonder if your opinion might change if you knew that it cost $300 to make.

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All the Stuff

Here is a tour of every place that we know of, so far.

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Epic Rendition of “Dracula’s Lament”

Here’s an appearance of Jason Segel’s Dracula on the thousandth episode of Craig Ferguson’s Late Show.

The Wafflepwn Phenomenon

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For the uninitiated, Wafflepwn is the YouTube handle of a newly-minted 16 year old internet celebrity. Over the course of a year, Wafflepwn has amassed tens of millions of video views and over 200,000 subscribers by broadcasting the flaily tantrums of his emotionally disturbed big brother.

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Science Confirms: People Are Oblivious

Yes, a large number of people are completely oblivious to their surroundings. This group also tends to be easily manipulated and have a great affinity for Dane Cook. Though, I would argue that the percentage of people is closer to 85% than 75%.