Taking the Red Pill Isn’t Easy
Don’t they make psychotropic tracking devices in liquid form?
For more from this uncannily well-cast Matrix spoof crew, check out their Matrix-run-by Windows XP bit.
Subliminal Obamanisms
Here’s the President’s reaction to last week’s heinous Supreme Court decision that removed restrictions on corporate contributions to political campaigns. While, politically, this moves us yet closer to the future of Demolition Man or Jennifer Government, I’m more interested in this piece’s subtext…
Stewart on Olberman
Why go hyperbolic when you can go ultra-super-galacticbolic?
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David Blaine has a Deathwish
I guess we already knew that David Blaine had a screw loose somewhere. Little did we know that he also subconsciously wanted to commit Hari Kari on national TV. He’s come close several times. Here’s an insight into his warped (and likely brain damaged) mind from TED.
Standing Room Only in Future for Planes?!@#$%!!!
Forget leg room and Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT), (Here’s a link for all you Brits), bring on Foot Room! (copyright pending)
Airbus, that airplane manufacturer that just doesn’t know when to bow down to Boeing and give up already (sorry Brits), has proposed a standing-room only option…
First-Person Tetris
I might even call this self-actualization Tetris. In this game, you’re not the removed architect and organizer of pieces, you’re the pieces themselves. Heavy, right? Building blocks of the world, unite!
Auto-Tuning the King
From the creator of Mep favorite, Auto-Tuning the News, comes this Martin Luther King Jr. ballad from beyond the grave.
I Guess the Ukraine’s Got Talent
The 24-year-old 2009 winner of “Ukraine’s Got Talent,” Kseniya Simonava, drew a series of pictures in sand, illuminating how ordinary people were affected by the German invasion during the World War II. Check out the orchestral version of Nothing Else Matters by Metallica at the end.
Web Company Auctions Off Foreign Alphabet
This week, England’s Telegraph UK, featured the SarcMark, a purportedly new innovation for warning others of your not so sincere tone. A life-long ironical satirist myself, the SarcMark seemed to offer the prospect of more directly insulting the oblivious. Unfortunately the SarcMark isn’t a novel idea — at all…