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Jim Bunning: Man of the People.

Why, yes, sir, I am a jackass.

From Droogie at Daily Kos comes a new and exciting competition (we here at The Mep Report take no obvious position on the content herein.  You’ll all just have to read between the lines for yourselves…):

The Out-Dick Jim Bunning Contest!

So, here’s a few of the things I’ve done over the past few days to prove my dick credentials, in my ongoing efforts to out-dick Jim Bunning.

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Yelm Strikes Again: Troop Waterboards Kid

Don’t think the moral lines are being blurred by those asked to go to war for the ideals of torturing people born in a different place?

Think again.

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1-31: Never Forget

Today is the third anniversary of the events of 1-31. Given this country’s continuing reactions to awkward underwear incendiaries, and enthusiasm for perpetual war, I think it’s as relevant as ever.

Pain!

Here’s a little ditty that perfectly encapsulates this last week — whether one is referencing the markets, the economy at large, the craptastic weather, the Activist Supreme Court trying to bring about the Corpapocalypse, or the tragic conclusion to the football career of Brett Fav-Re. Good times.

NBC’s Tonight Show Hindenburg

Having returned to the land of over-inflated egos and passive-aggressive mockery, I feel compelled to post a summary of the Network-Killing-Debacle going on at NBC right now.

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Man Bites Emu

A story of wrangling, wrestling, and love in Texas.

Arnie Vetoes with Authority

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As we’ve learned from his prolific action movie career, the Governator doesn’t take anyone’s guff. Ever.

That’s why it was hilariously reminiscent of my Ultraviolent 90s Cinema upbringing when the San Fransisco Chronicle revealed that Arnie intentionally hid an F-bomb in a letter explaining a recent veto…

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Hitting a Nerve


So, uh, apparently this post from last month has angered someone out there in the interwebs.

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Mascot Pwnage

This is possibly the single greatest sports psyche-up CGI video in the history of Alaska. How many mascots do you know that are born out of an exploding constellation shockwave?

OMG, he just took out the moon! That is one bad-ass, hockey-playing polar bear.

NFL Seeks to Curb Excessive Popularity

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Faced with the prospect of becoming the most popular weekend pastime in the United States, the National Football League is taking drastic steps to withdraw from public view.

As reported by Time Magazine last week, the NFL has adopted a “blackout” policy, preventing local fans from viewing their team’s games if the game in question fails to sell out its tickets.

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