Perhaps the most tragic casualty of the 2016 Republican Primary hecatomb, has been the ritual sacrifice of Jeb Bush. Once the baby brother and inevitable successor to Idiot-CLown-Commander George Bush, Jeb has been tossed aside in the fervor for the new Donald (Furor). There may come a day when we all regret casting aside this dynastic technocrat for a bombastic scam-artist — but that is another story.
The Vegetarian/Vegan/Halal/Kosher/Gluten-Free/Hypo-Allergenic/Raw Meal, Raisins: Nature’s Nightmare Fuel, People for the Protection of Cinnamon Rolls, I Turd It Through the Grapevine, Our ADD Culture, Young Tom Riddle–er–Ted Cruz, The Emu Goes on Russia Today, Post-Apocalyptic Interest and ISIS, Building Community on the Internet, and the Failings of George Lucas.
The History of Canadian and American Thanksgiving, Thank-You-Note Day, America Exports a Holiday, Who Wants Trident… Missiles?; We Call Out Toastmasters: Why Does Toastmasters Exist?, Toastmasters Anonymous, Fisher Price My First Speech, Today You are Not a Man, Golden Brown Toast, Toastmasters Younger than 75; and The Sad Sordid Tale of Russ’ Addiction to Virtual Star Wars Trading Cards.
While the carnage of Black Friday is behind us, it’s not too late to gather around the warming glow of the Ronco Showtime Rotisserie Cooker and give thanks for all the rival Target patrons we’ve drop-kicked, all the piece-of-crap iPhone 5S’s we’ve trashed, and planned obsolescence we’ve fueled. A Happy Cappy day to all.
After a half-hearted attempt at garnering an indictment of Ferguson officer Darren Wilson. Ferguson’s law enforcement apparatus ended their facade of due process yesterday. Several days beforehand, Governor Jay Nixon declared a state of emergency in Missouri, no doubt having gathered that the state’s judicial system had no intention of punishing one of its own. And, so Wilson’s indictment was dropped, as the city prepared for more pressing matters — the inevitable protests, riots and carnage that was to follow. Read More »
Storey and The Big Freezy, GamerGateGoingGaga, Nice Guys Deserve–Nothing?, Gooberman Shrugged, Laser Falcon Will Destroy Your Face (If You Make a Noise), Storey Needs His Shady Avenue, and the Secret to Happiness is Abject Fear.
Much like Texas, everything in America is done in a big way. We don’t half-ass things – we fully-ass them. So, while Japan is reacting to a totally legitimate and quantifiable crisis caused by a natural disaster, Americans are panicking at the hoaxy spectacle of radioactive particles traveling 5,000 miles and settling right on top of the 405 freeway in Los Angeles…
Tadalafil (Tadacip) drug act to raise the potency of men, regardless of age and causes disease. Zovirax (acyclovir) increases blood flow in the genitals and provides an erection after 5-20 minutes. Read more: