For the 152nd Time!
Trump’s Final Four
Birth of Future Movie Star Lulu Gooberman
Swimming Like a Sperm
The Art of the Fail
Storey Presents #UnpopularOpinions
Do We Care About Climate Change?
Maintenance v. Growth
Extra-Stemmy Stem Cells
Mourning the Original Mep Report 149
Storey Quits His Job and Actually Applies for Other Jobs
Clouds for Dinner
6th Grader 3-D Prints Prosthetic Arm
Greg Becomes a 3-D D&D Miniature
Russ’ Damn Yankees
Steph Curry: Not a Human
LeBron James and Klay Thompson and Damian Lillard: Also Not Humans?
Hockey: You Skate Around a Bunch and Sometimes You Get Lucky
Russ and Friends Break The Last Bookstore
Very Early Sports Video Games
Fear and Boredom: the Great Motivators
The New York Times Hates Tetris
Dreaming of Chess
Drugs and Creativity
A Grand Debate on the State of the 2016 Election Featuring Bernie vs. Hillary
Bush and the Star Wars Prequels
Surprisingly Strong Independent Political Tickets
The Spoofy Origins of Bill Nye the Science Guy
Don’t Empty the Trash!, the Benefits of Binge-Watching, Ichiro and the Technical Difficulties, It’s World War III You Guys, I Learned it on Facebook!, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Slaves, We Live in the Matrix (Statistically), Neil DeGrasse-Tyson v. Philosophy, Lawrence Lessig for Debate, Twitter v. Facebook, and the One World Corporation.
Remembering how Ronald Reagan forgot, Russ takes performance-enhancing drugs… for life, Russ embraces Hemingway and runs with the bulls, Box and won, Russ is as cold as ice – he wants you to sacrifice, Rutgers: home of unending disaster, Freely choosing to limit all future choices, Flowers for Gooberman, Gooberman’s Choice, Wilson’s Choice, Don’t Fear the Reaper?, Spoilers!, the further perfection of the King of the Star-Murderers, and baby boxing.
Never Have I Ever Had Needles Stuck In Me…Willingly, Everyone Loves Their Anesthesiologist (When They’re Asleep), Shady Items Bought From Shady Vans Are Shady, Old Coins Are Old, Putin Steals More Super Bowl Rings than Ukrainians, Greg Doesn’t Want Racist D-Bag Medals, and America is Burning (and How to Put It Out).
Having just returned from the Arclight Cinemadome, having watched Christopher Nolan’s three-hour love letter to Stanley Kubrick on a ghetto-IMAX 70mm screen, I am resisting the urge to tear it apart. After all:
Russ Is Caught–In the Net!; Ebola’s Gonna Get You (Unless Mitch McConnell Can Stop It); ISIS, ISIL, ISEETHISISNTWORKING; Hypocrisy for the Win; Elections Have Consequences; and How Many Emus Can Dance on the Head of a Mep Coin?
Apparently, Tardigrades can not only withstand super-extreme temperatures, but can also thrive in the vacuum of space. Doesn’t the prospect of space-enduring critters provide a totally plausible alternative to evolution? I, for one, would like to welcome our new Moss Piglet Overlords and pray that they can defeat our Immortal Jellyfish tormentors.