There’s Something Wrong with Our Media
Source: CNN.com, 17 November 2009
I’m just sayin’.
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Headgear for “special” parents
For too long babies who had plagiocephaly were the only ones who had to wear headgear. They were “special” babies who needed to have a little help to make sure their head shape turned out normal as they grew.
Now, thanks to a new product on the market, “special” parents can put their babies in headgear too. The Thudguard ensures that their babies will not lose brain cells bumping their heads against furniture like everyone elses babies; in a sense leveling the future playing field one fall at a time.
I don’t know what to say…
They say it trains boys up to “two months faster.” I think I’d rather take the two months, but I’ve never potty-trained a boy before, so what do I know.
Those Darn Baby Bellies
We have a problem people. Babies like to show-off their bellies. Well, we can’t stand for it anymore and OneStepAhead is helping us end it. Let me introduce you to “Sta-tuct” and the end of baby shirts going above your baby’s belly.
Solution for Fear of Failure
Well, they’ve done it. Bach, the makers of “Rescue Remedy,” have solved the problem of kids’ fear of failure. Meet “Confidence Remedy”
Disney/Marvel Conglomerate Announces New Releases
Two media giants combined forces today, promising to change our national film landscape forever. With the acquisition of Marvel Comics, Disney Corp has made a bold bid to incorporate popular superhero themes into its more traditional titles. Here is an exclusive sneak peak at some of its upcoming projects…
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8-Bit Quintet
Ahhh, the soothing sounds of Koopa. This pleases me greatly. Yes.
Did it occur to anyone else that the parents of these performers are young enough to have experienced most of these games firsthand? The age of video game genealogy is upon us.
Five Year-Old Grapples With Mortgage
Cute lecture by Ian Bogost of Persuasive Games about his five year old’s struggle to balance his virtual finances.
Jon’s Illegitimate Son!
The MEP Report is first to report on this exclusive. Sources have discovered that Jon, of Jon and Kate plus 8, has an illegitimate son. Most news reports have covered Jon’s affair, and others have picked up on his new girlfriend (way to waste no time at all, Jon…). However, MEP report contacts have informed us that the affair was not just a one night stand! “I could have handled that,” said Kate to a friend, “a simple affair would have been fine…but when I heard he had another child, making his total nine to my eight…I just couldn’t stand for that.”
MEP Report photographers have acquired this exclusive photo.
Teddy Bears Resort to Life of Crime
DEA agents and New York City’s finest were shocked last weekend to find yet another segment of society corrupted by the War on Drugs — Teddy Bears. In a raid on a Bronx safehouse, police and federal agents uncovered over 44 lbs of heroin and $150,000 in cash trafficked by the customizable bedtime friends known as Build-A-Bears.