For the 152nd Time!
Trump’s Final Four
Birth of Future Movie Star Lulu Gooberman
Swimming Like a Sperm
The Art of the Fail
Storey Presents #UnpopularOpinions
Do We Care About Climate Change?
Maintenance v. Growth
Extra-Stemmy Stem Cells
Mourning the Original Mep Report 149
Storey Quits His Job and Actually Applies for Other Jobs
Clouds for Dinner
6th Grader 3-D Prints Prosthetic Arm
Greg Becomes a 3-D D&D Miniature
Russ’ Damn Yankees
Steph Curry: Not a Human
LeBron James and Klay Thompson and Damian Lillard: Also Not Humans?
Hockey: You Skate Around a Bunch and Sometimes You Get Lucky
Russ and Friends Break The Last Bookstore
Do You Want Money or Not?, A Day Where You Live in Famy, Bill Hicks Aborts Miley Cyrus, If Tolkien Were Hitler then Beggars Would Ride, Gandhi the Face-Eating Lizard, Attack of the Emu!, A Failure of Emurality, Steph Dwarfs Russ’ Klout, Do You Really Want to Live Forever?, Nominees for Speaker of the House, It’s Time to Play the Music, It’s Time to Light the Lights, and Oh Canadian Elections!
Remembering how Ronald Reagan forgot, Russ takes performance-enhancing drugs… for life, Russ embraces Hemingway and runs with the bulls, Box and won, Russ is as cold as ice – he wants you to sacrifice, Rutgers: home of unending disaster, Freely choosing to limit all future choices, Flowers for Gooberman, Gooberman’s Choice, Wilson’s Choice, Don’t Fear the Reaper?, Spoilers!, the further perfection of the King of the Star-Murderers, and baby boxing.
Never Have I Ever Had Needles Stuck In Me…Willingly, Everyone Loves Their Anesthesiologist (When They’re Asleep), Shady Items Bought From Shady Vans Are Shady, Old Coins Are Old, Putin Steals More Super Bowl Rings than Ukrainians, Greg Doesn’t Want Racist D-Bag Medals, and America is Burning (and How to Put It Out).
Russ Is Caught–In the Net!; Ebola’s Gonna Get You (Unless Mitch McConnell Can Stop It); ISIS, ISIL, ISEETHISISNTWORKING; Hypocrisy for the Win; Elections Have Consequences; and How Many Emus Can Dance on the Head of a Mep Coin?
Hello internet crickets and empty void. It is I, Russ. I would not be authoring this were it not for a mind-numbing, world-is-a-grapefruit-like coincidence of immense proportions. Via this three year old BBC News Health article, there is a going scientific theory that the number of moles you have can be an indicator of the length of your telomeres.
Give a Man a Quarter and He Can Play One Game, Teach Him to Write in Basic and He Can Feed a Village (Really), They Don’t Make Video Games the Way They Used To (and Get Off My Lawn!), Russ Can’t Help Falling In Love…Again…, Is This the Text That Launched a Thousand Ships?, How Rabbits From Certain Places Can Help You Recover Your Voice, How Many Meppers Does It Take to Get One Mepper a Date, Angry Pictures are Angry, and Chemistry = Not Fat.
Much like Texas, everything in America is done in a big way. We don’t half-ass things – we fully-ass them. So, while Japan is reacting to a totally legitimate and quantifiable crisis caused by a natural disaster, Americans are panicking at the hoaxy spectacle of radioactive particles traveling 5,000 miles and settling right on top of the 405 freeway in Los Angeles…