The Internet is Sad

Dear Lord, we’ve found it. We’ve found the main emotion nerve of the internet.

And this is what it looks like…

A shrill beacon of raw emotions, pulsing into the ether. Perhaps this is a condition of being fed nothing but creepily ecstatic kitten videos and Norweigen Clog Porn. If you were the excretion receptacle for the emotional status of the American public, you too would be unwell.

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