Okay, so little babies like to take their socks off….and that is just so annoying because who wants a sock-less baby? That’s about as bad as a baseball player without a codpiece.  So we gotta do something about that–and now we can, thanks, again, to our friends at One Step Ahead (those friends who are always…one step ahead of us…).

We can buy straps that will keep those suckers on.  No matter how those little rascals pull, their socks aren’t coming off!

…Er…

Okay, I’ll say it.  What’s the over/under on how long it would take for a baby to become clinically insane from the intense frustration of not being able to remove their socks?  Am I the only one that doesn’t have a baby that would just say, “Oh! It appears that these things don’t seem to come off…oh well, I guess I’ll just continue to stare at the ceiling.”

Okay, so your son is a bed wetter…my condolences…so you make him wear underwear that has a “comfortable” sensor pad that connects to a “tiny” alarm that you can clip to his pajama top.  Any time he has an accident during the night, the alarm will be triggered and will let out a “distinctive warbling sound” that will get his attention.  Um.  As a parent, who has survived the first two years of having a baby (a time period where you are kicked headlong into the depths of sleep deprivation), I would like to recommend that you don’t wake your sleeping child up with a loud warbling sound.  I want to save you from wasting your time and money, because unfortunately “due to health reasons” One Step Ahead cannot accept returns of this product.

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