Ve have vays of making you a Ph.D.
Come on, it beats a dissertation!
100 German Professors Suspected of Ph.D. Bribes.
Honestly, if I knew it was this easy I would have bailed out halfway through my doctoral program and headed to Cologne. And I would have had to get my doctorate there at that point, cause I have a sneaking suspicion Brandeis wouldn’t have welcomed me with open arms on my return.