Attractive Girl’s Union at Odds with Mike Greenman
This… this is sheer genius. I confess a tinge of jealousy at not coming up with this one. The concept isn’t new, as several friends have expressed a belief to me in a “female hive mind.” But the execution here is nearly perfect.
Courtesy of the Onion News Network
This is Awesome! You’re so right, it’s nearly perfect. Only problem is none of the women are attractive. You all have to agree, right? You HAVE to agree that they are fugly!?
Unless Onion was trying to show that the guy is particularly pitiful because he can’t even get these women.
I think the spokeswoman is reasonably hot. The rest are definitely extras that they put together on short notice. 🙂